a little slice of sanity {Vivi}

[Zane Cade Lestrange]

My Dearest Vivienne,

I miss you so much. I know it's silly, I mean, we've only been apart for a week, but still...I just thought I'd write. I'm really looking forward to meeting up with you soon. I know it's going to be tough, seeing as though I'm not exactly welcome at your house, but you're welcome to stop by mine any time. I'd make sure they didn't bother you. Maybe they'll be bored of it by then...everyday I get something new thrown at me or balanced on top of my bedroom door. Talk about annoying.

Anyway, I've bought your christmas present. I really hope you'll like it. I mean, I'm a little worried about it. If you don't I can always take it back, I mean, it's no trouble whatsoever. And no before you say anything it's not socks or a Quidditch match programme.

I love you V.

love Zane

[Vivian Nevaeh Malfoy]

dear zane,

oh, you make me blush, dear. i miss you too, so very much. it's indeed been a week, but i've written so many letters i haven't sent; all of them so silly and corny. it's rather embarrassing. you may not be welcome here, but mum and father are going to paris within the day; scorp doesn't mind you, you could come and visit then if you want. you know i'd like to come and see any time, really, i miss you and your crumpetesc smell. i've ate a crumpet a day because of you, so if i get fat, it's because i miss you so terribly much. oh, are they being mean to you? have they discolored your hair just yet? knowing all of them are slytherins, they tend to enjoy dropping icky, slimy things that make your hair a rainbow of colors; trust me, i know.

i've actually bought your present too! it's quite nice, i bought it with the money i've been saving up over the years, and i do so hope you like it, i tried my hardest. and anything you'd buy, i'd like, zane. well, i'd probably hex you if you bought me some bloody socks or something about quidditch, but i'd do it with all the love in my heart.

i love you too z. very very much.

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with much love,
vi.

[Zane Cade Lestrange]

My Dearest Vivienne,

I've been making paper aeroplanes out of my scrap letters and enchanted them to fly after Damian. Very very amusing. I wish you could see it. Just a little piece of payback...bad I know. I haven't had a single crumpet since I've got back. Every packet seems to disappear into thin air. Like magic. I will definitely come and visit you V, if not to see you, just for the crumpets...I'm joking I'm joking! But yes of course I'd love to come around. Somehow I still have my usual blonde hair, Shayne doesn't though, but that was by his own choice. Jet black hair.

It is an awesome present, even if I do say so myself. I wish I'd got you a Quidditch programme now, you do pull the cutest faces when you're annoyed...

I love you more.

love Zane

[Vivian Nevaeh Malfoy]

dear zane,

oh merlin! that must be entertaining! they're denying you crumpets?! oh, i oughta rip someone's head off. if you want, i could send mia with a nice, hefty pack of them. i'm sure scorp wouldn't mind me borrowing her; he barely uses the poor owl anyway. oh, i always knew you'd end up using me for the crumpets! oh, thank merlin, your hair isn't carrot orange or frog green. i rather like your hair the color it is; if it were any other color, i probably couldn't look at you, or snog you, or do any other things with you whilst holding a straight face. i'd be laughing too hard. ah, shayne died his hair? probably looks more like damian now. poor regulus is the odd one out now, with his light hair.

oh, if you'd have gotten me a quidditch programme, you'd end up seeing one of the cutests faces of all, probably lose a testicle or two while your at it. both things would be performed with much love though, i'd even bring you to a healer after i'm done!

no, unicorn. i love you more

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with much love,
vi.

[Zane Cade Lestrange]

My Dearest Vivienne,

Well not denying really, just eating them before I can. I know, even I thought that impossible but apparently not. You're worth more than a million crumpets to me, V. I hope you know that. Okay, I'll make a special effort to ensure that no one gets anywhere near me with hair dye, because I don't know what I'd do without you. Even if you were laughing...I'd probably start laughing...but I really don't fancy being a carrot. Yeah he did, looks really odd, I'm sure he'll change it back within hours.

Note to self, no Quidditch programmes...even when times are desperate. It is better than a Quidditch Programme. It's a Tornados scarf...only joking! They are really awesome though...much better than the wasp scarves...

I love you the mostest pixie.

love Zane

[Vivian Nevaeh Malfoy]

dear zane,

oh my. just a big bunch of cruel little crumpet snatchers, arn't they? i miss you and your sweetness, zane. really, i do. i miss your quidditch jacket too, it's cold here. well, if your hair were to turn to the color of a carrot, you'd be the sexiest carrot i know. i wouldn't try to eat you, i'm not cannibalistic. poor, poor regulus, i always knew his siblings woulf make him the oddest one out in looks. he just reminds me so much more of you and that she-beast than shayne and damian.

when times are desperate, go for socks and undies. i almost got that desperate with your present; luckily, scorp took pity on me. you almost got boxers and socks, feel lucky that scorpy actually has a soul around this time of year.

i love you the mostest you sexy carrot

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with much love,
vi.

[Zane Cade Lestrange]

My Dearest Vivienne,

I thought you took my hoodie with you? You must have done, because I can't find my navy one, or my red one...or the white one. Actually, have you got them all love? A sexy carrot? Have you been taking something V? He does? Reggie reminds you of me? Hmm, maybe a little more normal...on a scale of normality from crumpets to Thorfinn Avery.

But socks are just...meh, you know? I wanted to get something funky, something you'd look at and go, actually that's not a bad present. I really hope you like it, really really. I'll give you the receipt too, just in case, I mean, if you don't like it then I could, or you could, take it back. I...I wish I could give it to you already. You're making me nervous.

I love you to the moon and back.

love Zane